[Note: Because I'm on traveling today, I didn't have a chance to write a new post. After a week of serious fare, I thought it was time to recycle a post on a less weighty topic.]
"Great movie quotes become part of our cultural vocabulary," said American Film Institute director Jean Picker Firstenberg last year as he unveiled AFI’s 100 Years: 100 Movie Quotes: America’s Greatest Quips, Comebacks and Catchphrases. The AFI list is as comprehensive as it is dull; a mix of the classic ("Here's looking at you, kid."), the banal ("I feel the need - the need for speed!), and the downright silly ("Nobody puts Baby in a corner."). Left off of the list were many of the enduring favorites of our misspent youths (think anything from Caddyshack or the Monty Python movies) that are repeated ad nauseum by college freshman as if they were fresh inside jokes.
Somewhere there is a middle ground between the trite classics and the trite cult standards. To fill that gap I offer the following fifty quotable lines of dialogue from movies that are neither overly familiar nor exceedingly obscure. The criteria for making the cut was that the quote had to be relatively short, profanity-free, and provide either a kernel of wisdom, insight, or humor. Some of them come from exceptional films while others are gleaned from movies that are merely watchable. I tried to choose representative quotes so your feelings about the snippet of dialogue are likely to mirror your appreciation of each movie. These are not necessarily the best or even my favorite movie quips (though some are) but they are all, in my opinion, deserving of more attention.
Here then is my list of 50 memorable (but obscure) movie quotes:
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple no would've done just fine.
Barcelona 
(There are very few movies that can be charming, funny, urbane, and champion conservative social mores all at the same time. Director Whit Stillman, however, has managed to make three such movies: Barcelona, Metropolitan, and Last Days of Disco. While the dry wit may not appeal to everyone, I recommend them to anyone who can appreciate a subtly humorous examination of an almost extinct social class: preppies.)
Fred: You are far weirder than someone merely into S&M. At least they have a tradition. We have some idea what S&M is about. There's movies and books about it. But so far as I know, there is nothing to explain the way you are.
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Marta: I think there is something fascist about a boy who immediately talks of marrying a woman he likes.
Fred: I don't think Ted is a fascist of the marrying kind.
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Fred: Maybe you can clarify something for me. Since I've been, you know, waiting for the fleet to show up, I've read a lot, and...
Ted: Really?
Fred: And one of the things that keeps popping up is this about "subtext." Plays, novels, songs - they all have a "subtext," which I take to mean a hidden message or import of some kind. So subtext we know. But what do you call the message or meaning that's right there on the surface, completely open and obvious? They never talk about that. What do you call what's above the subtext?
Ted: The text.
Fred: OK, that's right, but they never talk about that.
Charlie: Fourierism was tried in the late nineteenth century... and it failed. Wasn't Brookfarm Fourierist? It failed.
Tom: That's debatable.
Charlie: Whether Brookfarm failed?
Tom: That it ceased to exist, I'll grant you, but whether or not it failed cannot be definitively said.
Charlie: Well, for me, ceasing to exist is - is failure. I mean, that's pretty definitive.
Tom: Well, everyone ceases to exist. Doesn't mean everyone's a failure.
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Nick Smith: It's a tiny bit arrogant of people to go around worrying about those less fortunate.
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Nick Smith: Rick Von Slonecker is tall, rich, good looking, stupid, dishonest, conceited, a bully, liar, drunk and thief, an egomaniac, and probably psychotic. In short, highly attractive to women.
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Tom Platt: The environmental movement of our times was sparked by the rerelease of Bambi in the 1950s.
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Josh Neff: [Describing the Disney movie Lady and the Tramp]There is something depressing about it and it's not really about dogs. Except for some superficial bow-wow stuff at the start, the dogs all represent human types which is where it gets into real trouble. Lady, the ostensible protagonist, is a fluffy blond cocker spaniel with absolutely nothing on the brain. She's great looking but, let's be honest, incredibly insipid. Tramp, the love interest is a smarmy braggart of the most obnoxious kind, an oily jail bird...
Josh Neff: [Still talking about Lady and the Tramp] No, [Tramp's] a self confessed chicken thief; an all around sleaze ball. What's the function of a film of this kind? Essentially it's a primer about love and marriage directed at very young people, imprinting on their little psyches that smooth talking delinquents recently escaped from the local pound are a good match for nice girls in sheltered homes. When in ten years the icky human version of Tramp shows up around the house their hormones will be racing and no one will understand why. Films like this program women to adore jerks.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
God: What are you doing now?
King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing.
Ponette 
(You haven't seen this movie yet? What are you waiting for? Oh, and don't forget the tissue. Watching this film about a four-year-old grieving the loss of a parent is guaranteed to break your heart.)
La Fille de l'Internet: You shouldn't be so sad.
Ponette: Yes, I should.
La Fille de l'Internet: Your mother was sad, too. She cried on her way to Heaven. God cried as He waited for her. When God was on earth as Jesus, He cried, too. But usually He was as joyful as a child.
Ponette: It isn't joyful to be a child.
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Ponette: I'm waiting for my mommy.
Matiaz: Dead people don't come back.
Ponette: Jesus did it for his friends. I'm more than a friend. I'm my mommy's daughter.
Matiaz: Grandpa never came back.
Ponette: That's because no one was waiting for him.
Evil Dead 3: Army of Darkness (Starring Bruce Campbell, the greatest B-movie actor alive.)
Ash: (Bruce Campbell) Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.
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Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Ash: Nope. Just me baby... Just me.
Miller's Crossing (An undderrated ganster film.)
Eddie Dane: How'd you get the fat lip?
Tom Reagan: Old war welt. Acts up around morons.
PCU (An underrated frat movie.)
Droz (Jeremy Piven): These, Tom, are the Causeheads. They find a world-threatening issue and stick with it for about a week.
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Droz: What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy.
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Jock #1: [at a party] What's up, babes?
Womynist #1: Pack up your rape culture and take a hike!
Jock #1: [holds up a beer] You want a brewdog?
Womynist #1: We're not interested in your penis!
Womynist #2: Wait, wait, I think he's offering us a beer.
[turns to jock, speaks slowly]
Womynist #2: Um... Yes. We, would like, a beer.
Jock #1: Okay!
[turns around to get a beer]
Womynist #1: So it's like, if you're nice to them, they bring you things?
Womynist #2: Exactly.
Kicking and Screaming (An all around underrated film that can only be found on VHS.)
Grover: Oh, I've been to Prague. Well, I haven't "been to Prague" been to Prague, but I know that thing, that, "Stop shaving your armpits, read the Unbearable Lightness of Being, date a sculptor, now I know how bad American coffee is thing..."
Jane: They have good beer there.
Grover: "...now I know how bad American beer is thing."
Harry Morant: Live each day as though it were your last; one day you're sure to be right.
Sir Robert Morton: I wept today because right had been done.
Catherine Winslow: Not justice?
Sir Robert Morton: No, not justice. Right. Easy to do justice. Very hard to do right.
Janet Livermore: Somewhere around 25, bizarre becomes immature.
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Linda Powell: I think that, a) you have an act, and that, b) not having an act is your act.
Mabel: To look at a thing is quite different from seeing a thing, and one does not see anything until one sees its beauty.
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Sir Robert Chiltern: Do you know, Arthur, I sometimes wish I were you.
Lord Arthur Goring: Do you know, Robert, sometimes I wish you were too. Except that you would probably make something useful out of my life, and that would never do.
Antonia: This is no time for Schopenhauer. This is important.
Mrs. Crisp: What kind of doctor are you?
Dr. Mumford: Ph.D. in psychology.
Mrs. Crisp: Oh. Not a real doctor.
Dr. Mumford: That's right, the fake kind.
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Althea Brockett: You know what this feels like? - When I was in high school the thing I wanted most when I was stuck in class, the thing that I was desperately in pursuit of, was a hall pass. That's all I ever wanted. I loved moving freely around the school while everybody else was trapped in there. That's how I feel right now. Like I have some giant - all day - hall pass.
Lester Bangs: The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.
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Dennis Hope: I didn't invent the rainy day, man. I just own the best umbrella.
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Elaine Miller: Adolescence is a marketing ploy.
Will: The thing is, a person's life is like a TV show. I was the star of The Will Show. And The Will Show wasn't an ensemble drama. Guests came and went, but I was the regular. It came down to me and me alone. If Marcus' mum couldn't manage her own show, if her ratings were falling, it was sad, but that was her problem. Ultimately, the whole single mum plotline was a bit complicated for me.
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Christine: You will end up childless and alone.
Will: Well, fingers crossed, yeah.
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Will: In my opinion, all men are islands. And what's more, now's the time to be one. This is an island age.
John: So, what do you reckon to our new Prime Minister, then?
Judy: I like him. Can't understand why he's not married, though.
John: Oh, you know the type. Married to his job. Either that or gay as a picnic basket.
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Prime Minister (Hugh Grant): [to a portrait of Margaret Thatcher] Did you ever have this kind of problem? Yeah - of course you did, you saucy minx.
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Daniel (Liam Neeson): Option One: ask her out.
Sam: Impossible.
Daniel: Fair enough. Option Two: become her friend.
Sam: She's the most popular girl in school and she hates boys.
Daniel: Okay. Option Three: kidnap her and keep her tied up in your room until she agrees to marry you.
Sam: It's a route I've considered.
Daniel: And quite rightly rejected on the grounds of...
Sam: Hygiene.
Paul: Supermodels are beautiful girls, Will. A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known to man - promise. Promise of a better day. Promise of a greater hope. Promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl. In her smile, in her soul, the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like it's going to be okay. The supermodels, Willy? That's all they are. Bottled promise. Scenes from a brand new day. Hope dancing in stiletto heels.
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Andera: So why the sad face?
Willie Conway: Job requirement. Happy piano players work the circus.
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Willie Conway: I can't play Pooh to your Christopher Robin.
Helen: What does your therapist say about all of this?
Jessica: Oh, I could never tell my therapist.
Helen: Why not?
Jessica: Because it's private.
Daryl Zero (Bill Pullman): Now, a few words on looking for things. When you go looking for something specific, your chances of finding it are very bad. Because of all the things in the world, you're only looking for one of them. When you go looking for anything at all, your chances of finding it are very good. Because of all the things in the world, you're sure to find some of them.
Madeleine (Kate Winslet): Some things belong on paper, others in life. It's a blessed fool who can't tell the difference.
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Royer-Collard: If you're going to martyr yourself Abbe, do it for God, not the chambermaid.
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Royer-Collard: You prefer a book to your husband's company? Well no wonder, I'm only flesh and blood - that's no match for the printed page
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Coulmier (Joaquin Phoenix): [To the Marquis De Sade] You're not the anti-Christ. You're only a malcontent who knows how to spell.
Saved! (Overall, this satire about a Christian school is a disappointment. But it has some razor sharp lines that are worthy mentioning.)
Hilary Faye: Mary, turn away from Satan. Jesus, he loves you.
Mary: You don't know the first thing about love.
Hilary Faye: [throws a Bible at Mary] I am FILLED with Christ's love! You are just jealous of my success in the Lord.
Mary: [Mary holds up the Bible] This is not a weapon! You idiot.
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Cassandra: There's only one reason Christian girls comes down to the Planned Parenthood.
Roland: She's planting a pipe bomb?
Cassandra: Okay, two reasons.
Ginger Rogers This is the end! The absolute end!
I consider myself a film buff, and I have seen only 2 or 3 of the films you mentioned. If you are going to mention "Army of Darkness", you have to mention: "Good . . . bad. . . I'm the guy with the gun."
Blockbuster online has "Kicking and Screaming" on dvd.
PCU is not underrated; it is simply not funny. The premise was great. The writers were simply not smart or funny enough to pull it off. How could you have a hard time coming up with jokes to satirize the PC-ness of a college campus?
Mumford - now that's an underrated movie.
Didn't Andera say the line about Pooh in Beautiful Girls?
No Dune? Man... maybe this makes me an uber-geek but amongst my circle of friends in High School, Dune quotes constituted it's own kind of secret code for us.
"The Duke will die before these eyes, and he'll know... HE'LL KNOW... that it is I, Baron Vladimir Harkonen, who encompasses his DOOM!"
"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that the thought's acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."
"Moods are things for cattle and loveplay, not for fighting!"
"I did not say this. I am not here."
There is one other rather obscure but quite memorable quote from Conan the Barbarian that deserves mention:
"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
And while we're on the subject of Army of Darkness...
"Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my BOOMSTICK!"
"First you want to kiss me, now you want to kill me. Blow."
"Well hello Mr. Fancypants!"
"You ain't leading but two things now pal..."
I saw Ponette. I was amazed at such a Christian-themed movie coming out of secular France.
And this classic exchange from Almost Famous:
The guys in the band, drunk and high, are sitting around discussing whether they do it for the art or the money. (Remember, this is set in the early 1970s.)
Dennis says that ultimately, it's about the money:
You actually watched "Love Actually"?
We made the mistake of seeing it -- thought it might be a romantic movie for the wife. Little did we know ...
Now if you really want a quality Alan Rickman movie to quote, try Die Hard, Quigley Down Under, or Galaxy Quest.
"I'm not going to say that stupid line ..."
"Didn't say I didn't know how to use 'em."
"Kippie yi ya"
Collin
http://evangelicalperspective.blogspot.com
How can you mention Army of Darkness without also noting its reuse of the classic and memorable line from The Day The Earth Stood Still, "Klaatu Barada Nikto"? As said to Gort the robot by Patricia Neal in order to stop him from blowing up the world. Although since Gort was actually the doorman at Graumans Chinese Theater the chances of that were rather remote.
One of my faves comes from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (70's). This is Charlie Bucket's teacher:
"I've just decided to switch our Friday's schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we've learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest."
It took me awhile to get around to reading the WaPo article....
"The fresh-faced former Marine blogs primarily from his Manassas home once his wife goes to sleep. Launched in 2003, his blog is racking up kudos... "
"Fresh-faced"??!! LOL!
While you would not scare old ladies and babies Joe, I don't think "Fresh Faced" is a term I'd ever use to describe you. Don't let it go to your head. Remember they used to say that about Brittany Spears too. At least you have already done the 'shave your head' thing when you were a Marine.
Rob V.,
My 3-year-old daughter has been watching Willy Wonka non-stop for 2 weeks now. One of my favorite lines is when Charlie's mother addresses the Charlie's grandfathers and grandmoters: "With the four of you bedridden for the past 20 years..."
I can't believe there is someone else out there who would quote these movies. LOVED Barcelona, Beautiful Girls, Kicking and Screaming, Singles. I'm shocked. If you quoted something from The Prime of Miss Jean Brody, I would never recover!
Blazing Saddles:
Lili Von Shtupp: A wed wose, how womantic.
Bart: "Where de white women at?"
Bart: "Candygram for Mongo!"
Princess Bride:
This movie has a plethora of quotes to be used at will.
"Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass. "
"When I was your age, television was called books."
"As you wish."
"This is true love - you think this happens every day? "
"We are men of action, lies do not become us. "
"INCONCEIVABLE"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. "
Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Man in Black: Then why are you smiling? Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo Montoya: I... am not left-handed.
"Get used to disappointment. "
"Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. "
"There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead."
Demolition Man
Boggle Guard: Mellow greetings. What seems to be your boggle?
Erwin: We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence!
seeker, no fair quoting Princess Bride -- that movie's too full of repeatable lines ;-)
A personal fave of mine is Real Genius. It takes place on a college campus at the fictional Pacific Tech -- a very demanding technical college -- uber-geek-land. Probably the reason that I like it so much is that most of the events and people are simply caricatures or merely slight exaggerations of real life at Georgia Tech (my alma mater). Favorite lines -- which are representative of the characters, but not the plot -- include:
Chris: We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races, we only had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?
Chris: Kent puts his name on his license plate.
Mitch: My mom does the same thing to my underwear.
Chris: Your mom puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?
Professor Hathaway has just returned from his morning run for an appointment with Chris:
Hathaway: You still run?
Chris: Only when chased.
When asked what he was doing:
Chris: Self-realization. I'm pondering the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank what?"
As a fan of movie quotes, you will enjoy the Reel Life Wisdom website. They post a new inspiring or thought-provoking movie quote every day.
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