December 6, 2005

Outtakes
12.07.05


Note: "Writing," said Laurence Sterne, "is but a different name for conversation." While this is certainly true for the writing form we call blogging, I have a tendency to turn the conversation into a monologue. (My blogging resolution for 2006: Less Montaigne, more Pascal.) Because of this I often miss out on the interesting discussions going on around me. So today I've set aside the soapbox and decided to join the fray. Instead of finishing my essay series on Scripture (to be continued Thursday) I've decided to comment on heresies, angry Lutherans, neo-Platonists, charismatics, blog awards, tautologies, and whether it can be proved that the earth revolves around the sun.

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A Neo-Platonist Defends Blogging -- John Mark Reynolds has begun posting sections of his much lauded plenary that he presented at the GodBlogCon. If you missed the conference, don’t miss this intriguing paper.

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Real Live Rant -- Whenever I read Real Live Preacher I tend to get all Old Testament and start rending my clothes. Fortunately I was only wearing an N'Sync concert tee when I read his latest outrage, "If We Could Do Church." Even if you've never visited RLP's site you know the type: a hipster pastor who has the tongue of Tourette's sufferer and the epistemology of a French Deconstructionist; the type who thinks that cussing and fideism are signs that they are "authentic" when they are merely immature. If RLP was filling mega-church stadiums in Houston rather than a Baptist church in San Antonio, his sugar-coated heretical views would be blasted from every corner of the blogosphere. Instead, he has his blog posts published in book form by (what was once) a repected Reformed publishing house.

Fortunately, some of the sharp thinkers at the Boar's Head Tavern provide some gentle, but long overdue, reproof. Kurt Nordstrom finds the post "suffers from a lack of realism, and honestly, a lack of Biblical adherence." Michael Spencer finds the model already in use: "The Unitarians pretty much have this, and the Quakers do the methodology." JS Bangs has some "specific beefs" with the post. The best critique, though, comes from Joel Hunter who finds a striking parrallel between RLP and Descartes.

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A Fearsome Pirate "Here's a rule of thumb: If John Calvin would have had you tied up and set on fire for heresy, you're not Reformed." Reading that post gave me the sense that I had heard that sort of thing before. When I saw that it was written by "Josh S." it dawned on me that this is the nom de guerre of the guy we used to refer to as Josh the Angry Lutheran when he wrote for the now defunct "I Need A Stiff Drink." I've also being reading him under the name Josh Strodtbeck at BHT and never realized it. All this time I thought there were a band of wild-eyed Lutherans running rampant in the blogosphere when in fact its the same math nerd popping up in different places.

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Breaking No Laws -- Macht has an excellent short explanation for why miracles are not violations of the laws of nature.

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Cease and Desist -- Adrian Warnock is troubled by the the Southern Baptist Convention's decision to forbid those entering the mission field from “speaking in tongues”:

They have banned all future missionaries from speaking in tongues. In classical Christian hypocrisy they have decided not to make that ruling retrospective. Anyone currently serving as a missionary can still speak in tongues privately. I cannot see the logic of this decision. If tongues is not of God why permit existing missionaries to continue this practice?

I would share Adrian’s concern if the SBC were truly banning speaking in tongues. But that does not appear to be the case. What the SBC forbids is “private prayer language”, a form of glossolalia rather than xenoglossia (miraculously speaking in an actual foreign language that the speaker does not know).

I don’t hold to a cessasionist view because I think it is entirely possible that such charismatic gifts are still being bestowed on believers. But I have spent a lot of time in Pentecostal and charismatic churches and have never once seen a manifestation of xenoglossia. I have heard tales of such experiences occurring (though never by a first-person witness) but I have only witnessed “prayer language” being used by charismatic believers. Forbidding xenoglossia should be condemned. But a denomination should have the freedom to restrict the use of glossalia, a potentially legitimate, but by no means exclusively Christian, religious utterance.

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The Evolutionary Tautology -- The Reform Club is defending an attempted refutation of Karl Popper's argument that the notion of survival of the fittest is a tautology. I’m not sure how important the concept of SotF is to modern evolutionary theory but I would be very surprised if it were treated seriously. As Popper noted, any situation where species exist is compatible with Darwinian explanation, because if those species were not adapted, they would not exist. His critics say that he is wrong on this point yet I’ve never seen them offer a counterexample of a species whose existence is incompatible with Darwinism and yet still somehow managed to survive.

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Wizbang Blog Awards -- Voting has opened for Wizbang’s 2005 Weblog Awards and I have had the honor to be nominated in the “Best Religious Blog Category.” There are a number of excellent blogs who I would encourage you to vote for [yeah right, vote for me!] including Generous Orthodoxy Think Tank [squishy emergent type], Ales Rarus [funky papist], The Thinklings [scary fundies], blogs4God [lazy aggregator], Internet Monk [po-mo troublemaker], AnotherThink [Democrat!], Mere-Orthodoxy [scholars and gentlemen], and Jay Adkins [who is whipping my tail]. I'm humbled to be mentioned in the same league as these fine bloggers [vote for me] and encourage everyone to show your support for these excellent Godbloggers [vote for me]. The polls close the 15th so you can vote [for me] once a day until then. [Gratuitous linking for those who help me beat that Jay guy. Keep that in mind when you vote...for me.]

Underdog endorsements:
Best Australian and New Zealand Blog -- Allthings2all
Best of the Top 501 - 1000 Blogs -- Reasoned Audacity
Best of the Top 3501 - 5000 Blogs -- Pseudo-Polymath
Best of the Top 5001 - 6750 Blogs -- Random Yak
Best of the Rest of the Blogs (8751+) -- Ordinary Everyday Christian

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Bloggers Wanted (Part I) -- La Shawn Barber is putting together a stable of "excellent, conservative Christian guest bloggers who share my faith and political ideology" as she transforms her site into a group blog. She notes that "LBC will remain a faith-based political blog, so I will select bloggers who are conservative Christians. Party affiliation and religious denominations are secondary." Interested parties should drop her an email.

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Bloggers Wanted (Part II) -- After sucumbing to blogging fatigue, my buddy Bill Wallo is stepping down as the editor of World Magazine blog's film section, Cinema Veritas. In order to help fill the void I'm taking applications for bloggers interested in writing occasional posts on television and film. Send me an email if you think you might be interested.

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The Other Rose Bowl -- Aaron from Two or Three.net is hosting the Evangelical Blog Championship Series. Hugh Hewitt and I square off in the Truth Laid Bear Ecosystem Rose Bowl. Sure, I may be 7 point underdog but I'd still put your money on EO.

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More Movie Lists -- Can't get enough of the Overrated/Underrated movie meme? The Dane has some good picks that I missed (Overrated: Chinatown) and while my buddy Tgirsh agrees with me on few points he gets many others horribly, criminally wrong (he praises The Chase but doesn't like The Breakfast Club).

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The Geocentrism Challenge Three out of four Americans believe that the earth revolves around the sun. But can that “fact” be proven? Catholic Apologetics International claims that they will write a check for $1,000 to the first person who can prove that the earth revolves around the sun. (If you lose, they ask that you make a donation to the apostolate of CAI). By "proof" they mean that the “explanations must be direct, observable, physical, natural, repeatable, unambiguous and comprehensive. We don't want hearsay, popular opinion, "expert" testimony, majority vote, personal conviction, organizational rulings, superficial analogies, appeals to "simplicity," "apologies" to Galileo, or any other indirect means of persuasion which do not qualify as scientific proof.”


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Kevin T. Keith writes:

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By "proof" they mean that the “explanations must be direct, observable, physical, natural, repeatable, unambiguous and comprehensive.

It's not clear what most of these mean. "Direct and observable" seems to imply that they think "scientific proof" means personal observation by an eyewitness (along the lines of creationists who claim that "we can't know that dinosaurs evolved because no one was there to see it"). As for the rest, collectively they offer enough wiggle room that, under the terms of this test, nothing would qualify as "proof" of anything - which is obviously the point to this exercise. More than anything, this betrays a thoroughgoing naivete about science and believable knowledge.

Their demonstration - that science never gives "proof" - is both correct and deeply stupid. As scientists would tell you - and as scientists have been patiently explaining to het-up religious conservatives for a long time - science does not claim to give unassailable proof of anything; it simply produces explanations for phenomena that are rationally compatible with observations, and proposes the most likely of these as the most likely to be true. All such explanations are subject to revision; none is ever a closed question.

So it's true that there is no "scientific proof" of anything - if you define "proof" as "unassailable claims that are not subject to revision". But it is idiotic to hold that up as a weakness of science, more so to claim on that basis - which I assume is the aim of the "Catholic Apologists" - that non-rational explanations of phenomena that do not comport with observations are equally reasonable beliefs.

The world is bigger than we can know, and explanations for what goes on in it must therefore be tentative. But science was producing those explanations for hundreds of years while the Catholic church was still withholding its apology to Galileo and dunking witches in ponds. They have nothing to teach us.

posted on 12.06.2005 8:45 AM
Nick writes:

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According to wikipedia, the original application of "survival of the fittest" was in economics, and I think you are correct that it is rarely if ever used seriously by zoologists. It seems to function as a layman's catchphrase that is popular, becuase it seems both trivially easy to understand and easy to dismiss.

If we must use it, perhaps it would be best to consider it as a very basic definition of fitness, and any definition can be trivially turned into a tautology by reversing the terms.

Consider:
Jim Hendrix's favorite instrument was the guitar.
What is a guitar?
Jimi Hendrix's favorite instrument.

posted on 12.06.2005 8:56 AM
Nick writes:

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I'm inclined to believe that apologetics site is a parody. Their defense of geocentrism and the paluxy footprints reach levels of lunacy that even the most nutty of YECs rarely achieve.

posted on 12.06.2005 9:05 AM
Gary writes:

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"Even if you've never visited RLP's site you know the type: a hipster pastor who has the tongue of Tourette's sufferer and the epistemology of a French Deconstructionist; the type that think that cussing and fideism are signs that they are "authentic" when they are merely immature. If RLP was filling mega-church stadiums in Houston rather than a Baptist church in San Antonio, his sugar-coated heretical views would be blasted from every corner of the blogosphere. Instead, he has his blog posts published in book form by (what was once) a repected Reformed publishing house."

--Joe, that may be the best paragraph you've ever written.

posted on 12.06.2005 9:40 AM
IBreakCellPhones writes:

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As far as what revolves around what, how hard do you want to make the math? You can set up geocentrism, but then you end up with some of Ptolemy's "circles on circles" as I understand it. Accepting heliocentrism as the model for the solar system is just as possible, but the math and the models are much, much simpler. Just as you can imagine that when you're driving, you're sitting still and pushing the earth along with your car, you can force geocentrism to work, but it won't necessarily be pretty.

posted on 12.06.2005 12:36 PM
Boonton writes:

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Considering that we have sent space probes to orbit the sun can you force geocentrism to account for the fact that they successfully got to where we wanted them to go & the observations they sent back? Also can you reconcile comets to a geocentric model?

It seems like it would be an interest exercise to see if one could come up with a sensible geocentric model...no matter how complicated...that could work with these observations.

posted on 12.06.2005 12:40 PM
Joe writes:

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Regarding RLP, I encountered a book entitled "the Problem of Wineskins" written by Howard Snyder that changed my perspective on "church" while still in college. It delineates the differences between what is cultural and what is biblical. For instance, we understand giving is biblical. However, passing a plate or a basket during a gathering is cultural. Gathering together for encouragement and prayer is biblical, doing so on a Sunday morning or Wednesday evening only is cultural.

It was and is a challenge to me to always evaluate what we do and why we do it. If a cultural event is ineffectual then it needs to be revamped or eliminated. But we have too many sacred cows, even in America.

posted on 12.06.2005 12:54 PM
Funky Dung writes:

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RE: Wizbang Blog Awards

I don't think you have much to worry about from me. You're kicking my butt. ;)

posted on 12.06.2005 2:06 PM
IBreakCellPhones writes:

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Boonton, all you have to remember is that it goes around the earth once a day.

And the reason that things can seemingly exceed the speed of light at a distance of about 935 billion miles is because the universe is speeding right along with it, according to the purveyors of geocentrism.

posted on 12.06.2005 8:24 PM
The Raven writes:

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Funny you should bring up Real Live Preacher, Joe, because as it happens he's a friend of mine.

He and I got to know each other during the early days of the Salon-hosted weblog project. I had a bit of a head start on him, but when he came on the scene, he used to give my weblog a pretty good run for the money in daily page-views. That's saying something, since the competition there was incredibly fierce and demanded top-notch output, and the writers and readers were entirely secular in outlook.

So here comes this guy calling himself a "preacher," posting these lil' homilies and quasi-sermons, and he starts attracting a crowd. He doesn't do it by calling other people "heretics," or "sinners," and he doesn't lay guilt trips on people. Instead, he simply talks about what the ideas of Jesus are doing in his life, the problems he has with religion, and sometimes he doesn't talk about God at all.

During some of our early exchanges, he brought up this idea of a decontextualized church, from the viewpoint that not every Christian is in need of an edifice and a hierarchy. He seemed to yearn for a return to the roots of the faith, a realignment back to what Christianity must have been like before people started appropriating the message for their own personal gain. Although I'm not religious, if I were I'd probably be more interested in what he's describing than I'd be inclined to walk into some bureaucratic maze of ministers and deacons and what have you.

Here's what he says he'd like to see:

*We would meet once or twice a week to worship together. This meeting would be a very high priority in our lives.

* We would make these friendships intentional ones and make it a point to spend time together.

* We would agree to pray and study the scriptures together and on our own.

* We would nurture each other and care for one another, especially if one of us was hurting or in need.

* We would simplify our lives to the point where we could give 10% of our income to the community. Some who have been on the journey longer might give more.

* Each of us would find a personal and fulfilling way to serve God by serving the world. Finding your joyful place of service would be a central part of being in this community, for we would agree that Christianity is a way of living more than a set of doctrines.

And you call this heresy?

posted on 12.07.2005 6:43 AM
Jeff the Baptist writes:

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Raven,

Yet you've completely missed the sections that RLP excludes as unessential and unbiblical. This is the major one:

I don’t think we would concern ourselves very much with what individuals in the community say about Jesus or even believe about Jesus. It’s not that what we say about Jesus doesn’t matter, but this community would begin with real living. There will be time enough for pretty Jesus words later on.

It is a good thing RLP does not refer to this as a church. It isn't one nor is it a new age, revolutionary replacement for one.

The church is God centered. It is supposed to be the projection of Christ into this fallen world. His "community" is not God centered. It is people centered. It is self-centered. Everything in his bullet points are about "we" not about He. Tell me, what is "real living" apart from God? Apart from Christ? A quick read of Romans will show you that real living apart from God is worthless.

It isn't that his bullet points are wrong. They aren't. They are generally what a church should be doing. It is that his bullet points are like an arch without a capstone. They lack the key piece which holds everything else together. And RLP doesn't seem to see anything wrong with that.

Any replacement for the church must be God-centered. It must be start with Jesus and then spread to the world, not the other way around. Now some of his emphasis on doing instead of talking is just fine. I think the modern church talks too much and does too little. But his belief that talking just amounts to is "pretty Jesus words" is completely off base. Some of that talking is establishing a firm spiritual foundation upon which to build. You must build upon the Rock.

If you want to go about being a pre-church christian you do not start with a "community" and move towards God and Jesus. The early church was a household of people serving the same master. Before there was a church, there were just disciples, Followers of the Way. They were fellow travelers walking the same path towards God. They started with God and built their community around Him. That is not what RLP is describing.

posted on 12.07.2005 9:17 AM
MamaGeph writes:

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Right on, Jeff. We don't get the option to pick and choose which of Christ's commandments are cool enough to obey.

posted on 12.07.2005 2:04 PM
jd writes:

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Joe:

Michael Spencer of Boar's Head Tavern wrote:

"Open mic fellowships are nothing more than an invitation for certain personality types to take over, and unless RLP's church is pretty uniformly NPR, it's going to get weird."

Is he referring to National Public Radio? Is so, what the heck is the talking about?

posted on 12.07.2005 2:35 PM
Boonton writes:

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The Evolutionary Tautology -- The Reform Club is defending an attempted refutation of Karl Popper's argument that the notion of survival of the fittest is a tautology. I’m not sure how important the concept of SotF is to modern evolutionary theory but I would be very surprised if it were treated seriously. As Popper noted, any situation where species exist is compatible with Darwinian explanation, because if those species were not adapted, they would not exist. His critics say that he is wrong on this point yet I’ve never seen them offer a counterexample of a species whose existence is incompatible with Darwinism and yet still somehow managed to survive.

1. 'Survival of the fittest' is a tautology in a narrow sense. In a more realistic sense it is just a phrase...similar to 'may the best player win'. Well by definition the winner is the one who plays the best!

2. You could replace 'survival of the fittest' with just survival and do no damage to evolutionary theory. Evolutionary theory presumes that some individuals have traits that give them an advantage in survival. The theory tracks the effects of this fact on the nature of species over time.

3. A counter example to evolution would be a hypothetical species who derived its traits through some other means than natual selection. A germ designed in a bioweapons lab, for example. Of course a counter example would be hypothetical. An example of matter that did not obey Newton's laws would be a ball that did not fall to the ground when released but stays hovering in the air. If you could really show a real life species that is a counter-example to evolutionary theory then you would get a Nobel Prize.

posted on 12.07.2005 3:40 PM
Julana writes:

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Thank you for the link to Reynolds. I find his thesis fascinating:
"Philosophically, I think blogging is about to bring balance in the long running tension between live and preserved performance."

posted on 12.07.2005 6:52 PM
Keith writes:

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Calling the people at Generous Orthodoxy Think Tank "squishy emergent types" isn't really an accurate description at all. It would probably be helpful if you browsed through the archives a bit, check out the "About this blog" description, and take a look at some of the works published by the authors.

Emergent? Some are sympathetic, some are highly critical.

Evangelical? Down to our bones.

Generous? Yes.

Orthodox? Yes.

Squishy? Not even close!

posted on 12.07.2005 7:39 PM