July 20, 2005

Outtakes
07.20.05


Wonka Wisdom -- Bryan McWhite has started a blog to offer something that is missing in the blogosphere: "spiritual Gobstoppers"

Gobstoppers, you will recall, are Willy Wonka's famous candies that last all day and never lose their flavor. My intention, on this blog, is to offer short, simple, pithy meditations that readers might take in early in the day and mull over all throughout their work day (in the mold, somewhat, of Spurgeon's "Morning and Evening"). It is in no way meant to be a substitute for the 'meat' of Bible reading and meditation, or the 'potatoes' of reading of good, substantive books, or even the 'veggies' of daily reading of good blogs and other edifying and informative materials - if you only ate Gobstoppers, your teeth would fall out and you would certainly die! Rather, it is a place where you can pop in a 'spiritual Gobstopper' and turn it over in your heart and mind all throughout the day.

McWhite, a PhD candidate in Theological Studies at Trinity Evangelical Divinity School, is definitely more Spurgeon than Wonka, so his "Gobstoppers" will certainly be worth chewing on.

******

Screwtape Returns -- Aaron from two or three found a new "letter" in which Screwtape instructs Wormwood on how to deal with his subject now that he has started a blog:

It seems your charge has started what the human vermin call a "blog." This presents new issues that you can use to bring him down, but you must be careful because like with anything the danger is always there that he will use it to glorify the Enemy.

We can eliminate the danger from many of these "bloggers" from the beginning by focusing them on anything but their faith. Lead him to start a political site, a humor site, a blog about his cat, anything but a site that presents the Enemy's plan. We must keep them on either end of the extreme. The easiest way is to simply keep him away from speaking about Him.

Aaron says, "if you are going to copy someone, copy a genius." Personally, I think C.S. Lewis would be flattered by such a worthy homage.

******

Rope the Dopes -- Let me offer a word of friendly advice to those on the political left: stay away from Karl Rove. Far, far away. Whenever you think he's weak and vulnarable and think it's time to attack - run. It's a trap. Rove is an evil genius without equal; a cross between Machiavelli and Keyser Soze. I'm sympathetic to his politics and yet he even scares me. Not only did he put George W. Bush in the White House (twice) but he planted Howard Dean as head of the DNC. That's a man you just don't want to mess with.

******

Gay Marriage and Theocracy -- One of my biggest pet peeves is the ridiculous use of the term "theocracy" in reference to evangelicals. Generally, the person using the word has no idea what it means and seems to think that there is no difference between real theocrats (i.e., theonomists) and generic conservative Christians. It might surprise them to find that their own views of policy would sometimes be more palatable to theonomists than would evangelical prescriptions. Take, for example, the issue of same-sex marriage. Douglas Jones, a prominent figure in the theonomy movement, argues that Christians in the U.S. should "let gay marriage happen, as God's judgment on our culture." I don’t think you’ll hear James Dobson supporting that view anytime soon. [Jeremy Pierce has more thoughts on the subject.] (HT: World blog)


******

Hurlbut on Slippery Slopes -- The Center for Bioethics and Culture has a video clip of William Hurlbut,a Stanford professor and member of the President's Council on Bioethics, presenting a compelling thought experiment on the result of thinking that embryonic life begins at fourteen days. According to Hurlbut, any embyrologist would support the claim that embryonic life begins at the zygote stage and warns that thinking otherwise would lead the scientific community down a slippery slope. He argues that there is little distinction between fourteen days, sixteen days, or twenty-one days and that if the promise of cures become even more tangible, then the pressure for results will outweigh any ethical or moral considerations. Later in his presentation (not included in the clip) he suggests that using the "it's going to die anyway" logic would likely include research on aborted fetuses up to six months.

******

Give Me That Online Religion -- Steven Weiss asks how religion journals can engage the Web. Putting more of it's contents online is a necessary first step. But I think that theologians need to take advantage of the Internet and especially the blogosphere to fulfill their role of "informing the laity." Journals are an excellent way for them to stay up on current thought but it needs to trickle down into the pews.


comments
Aaron writes:

1

Joe, thanks for the link, but thanks for the comments most of all. It means a lot.

And actually, I'm a Karl Rove plant too, though I haven't really proved to be that useful yet.

posted on 07.20.2005 9:03 AM
Jeff Downs writes:

2

Hey Joe, perhaps this is a good time to ask if you can put out a Call for Articles and Reviews for the new journal I'm working on - Countercult Apologetics Journal. I'm still debating on whether to go to print with this, or keep it strickly an E-based journal. Online, it will be free.

posted on 07.20.2005 11:14 AM
Anna Brown writes:

3

I read the link that you had in the bit about 'Gay Marriage and Theocracy' - I'm afraid you may have done the article a disservice. I was actually impressed by the call to repentance and the strong stand against the prideful 'us vs. them' that is far too prevailant in many Christian circles (including my own).

posted on 07.20.2005 2:17 PM
Patrick (Gryph) writes:

4

One of my biggest pet peeves is the ridiculous use of the term "theocracy" in reference to evangelicals. Generally, the person using the word has no idea what it means and seems to think that there is no difference between real theocrats (i.e., theonomists) and generic conservative Christians.

Before you get all worked up and fall into the deep end about this, you might want to remember that from the outside looking in, often times you'all look like a bunch of geeky Star Trek fans arguing at a Sci-Fi convention over the 17th episode of STTOS in which Mr. Spock's left ear was maybe pointing in the wrong direction.

I would bet real money that there are just as many mainstream Christians out there who don't have the slightest idea of what a "theonomist" or "dominionist" is either. And nor do they care.

posted on 07.20.2005 2:46 PM
Mike O writes:

5

I'm in favor of theocracy as long as long as the theos is God and not some guy claiming to run it in His stead.

posted on 07.21.2005 10:15 AM
s9 writes:

6

Rove is no genius. He has exactly one intellectual tool in his toolbox, and it only works when nobody watches him using it. The list of his fsckups is long and glorious. He's powerful, but he can be brought down just like anybody else. You watch. When he goes down, it will make a crater you can see from space.

posted on 07.22.2005 5:29 PM
Jason writes:

7

I agree with you about Rove. Yes he's scary but in a genuis sort of way. I've been tracking some of the Rove blog rants and there's a blog that's over the top concerning Rove - http://www.buridansass.com. This guy compares Rove to Himmler of all people! He's also offering a free book to anyone who can convince him that religion does more good than bad. I'm very tempted to respond...

Great blog!

posted on 07.23.2005 11:42 AM
ibw writes:

8

I don't understand the apparent admiration for a man who is without scruples or deep beliefs, whose entire life and career is a series of lies and ugly tricks that would shame anyone with a conscience -- implying, for example, that John McCain's adopted Bangladeshi daughter was his illegitimate "black" offspring. That's just the least of it. For more, read www.isbushwired.com

posted on 07.24.2005 12:00 PM
Verklempt writes:

10

What is even more curious, is why evangelicals fall hook, line, and sinker into believing this is a Christian president and Presidency. There is copious documentation from Karl Rove's own mouth that targeting evangelical Christians was top proiority in voting strategy. (Time Magazine, 2001) George W. Bush has also been quoted as saying, "Freemasonry is THE religion," and personally invited Ozzie Ozborne to the White House Press Ball in 2002 (see BBC article online.) Go figure; the scripture "And even the elect will be fooled" comes to mind.

Slapping forehead, rolling eyes, nervous twitch.

posted on 08.06.2005 6:54 PM