January 26, 2004

This Just In...
New Hampshire Primary Prediction Update


I predict that the Edwards campaign will tank when New Hampshire voters realize that the John Edwards running for President isn’t the guy who talks to the dead.

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Update: Mark Byron is way, way ahead of the curve. He predicted this would be a problem back in April '02. (Mark was able to know this because he also talks to the dead.)

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Tanner writes:

1

There is something eerily similar about those smiles from that man who wants to be Commander in Chief and the one who wants to be Necromancer in Chief.

posted on 01.26.2004 3:15 PM
richard writes:

2

I really would have expected this joke to rise a little bite sooner

posted on 01.26.2004 5:28 PM
Mark Byron writes:

3

I used that connection back in April 2002-"Outside of political junkies or Tar Heels, the name John Edwards would as likely be attributed to the Sci-Fi psychic [John Edward] than to the junior senator from North Carolina."

posted on 01.26.2004 8:57 PM
Sophorist writes:

4

He looks like Jack Tripper to me.

posted on 01.26.2004 11:11 PM
Rhesa writes:

5

John Edwards looks like a geekier Dennis Quaid in that picture, for some reason. Must be the hair.

posted on 01.27.2004 1:55 AM
Josiah writes:

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Don't forget the possibility that people might confuse him with that sinners-in-the-hands-of-an-angry-God guy (though Dean sounds more the part).

posted on 01.27.2004 1:12 PM