January 3, 2004

Hey Yankee, Who You Calling Tubby?


Apparently some pinheads at Men's Fitness have found that Texas has 5 of the 10 fattest cities in the country. Detroit took the top spot with several Texas towns filling out five of the other top eight positions: Houston (#2), Dallas (#3), San Antonio (#4), Fort Worth (#6), and Arlington (#8).

I don't know where they got the idea that…oops, dang…I spilled gravy on my keyboard again…

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Prof. Bainbridge writes:

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Sausage or red-eye gravy? Heh! Steve

posted on 01.03.2004 10:45 PM
Josiah writes:

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I notice that my home town, Austin, is not on the list. I guess liberalism must keep you thin.

posted on 01.03.2004 11:07 PM
J.P. Carter writes:

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That would be cream gravy. Ummm.

It is rather surprising, Josiah, since Austin is where all of our "pork" projects come from. (By the way, I didn't know that you were a fellow Texan. No wonder I like ya...)

posted on 01.03.2004 11:12 PM
Steve writes:

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Have most people really forgotten that obesity has been defined down twice in recent memory with the result that even -athletes- are now considered obese?

So, are there really more obese people, or is it that millions of healthy people are now labled obese for political reasons?

posted on 01.04.2004 11:30 AM
Donnah writes:

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Porkchops, rice, and tomato gravy. Can't beat it.

posted on 01.04.2004 3:15 PM
jen writes:

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Actually, the Arlington listed is in Virginia. Feel better now, Texan?

posted on 01.05.2004 4:57 PM