My adoptee Matt has found an extremely useful PoMo English Title Generator. You just add an "author" and a "book" and it will spit out a title suitable for your next MLA conference. Now I can see what the title of my PhD in Post-Colonial Gender Studies would have been if I hadn't been denied admission to Brown:

Re-visioning, Mourning, Transgendering: Promiscuities in Joe Carter and the Bourgeois Outrage of Subtext in Moral Theory

Epistemological Darkness and the Savagery of Patriarchal Fragmentation in Joe Carter's Evangelicalism

Ethnocentric Madwomen and the Homoerotics of Gendered Fetishization in Joe Carter's Systematic Theology

Tolerance as Epistemology: Deconstructing Dependent Territories in Carter's Christian Virtue Ethics

Sadly, they aren't all that different than my own pretentious post titles.